Sunday, June 25, 2006

101 Movies To Watch Before You Die

I had somwthing written out and everything but It just didnt sound right. So instead I chose to write about movies, which i just love. I went to buy the Batman Begins dvd this weekend because it was on sale and it was a good movie compared to the Micheal keaton, George clooney and Val Kilmer batman movies which got worse by the movie. Oh and they got rid of the cheesy dialogue and the nipples on batmans body armor.

So I picked up this booklet detailing 101 movies which you need to watch before you die. So here they are in alphabetical order, and I will place an star next to the ones I've watched.
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • A Fish Called Wanda *
  • Alien*
  • Amadeus*
  • Amelie*
  • American Dreams*
  • Annie Hall
  • Antonia's Line
  • Apocalypse Now*
  • Before Sunset
  • Being John Malkovich* (unfortunately)
  • Ben-Hur*
  • Blade Runner
  • Bonnie and Clyde*
  • Braveheart*
  • Breakfast at Tiffany's
  • Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
  • Cabaret
  • Carlito's Way*
  • Casablanca*
  • Chariots of Fire*
  • Chinatown
  • Chocolat*
  • Cinema Paradiso
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Dead Poet's Society*
  • Deliverance
  • Dog Day Afternoon*
  • Enter The Dragon*
  • E.T*
  • Fargo*
  • Fiddler on the Roof* (If I was a rich Man)
  • Forest Gump*
  • Four Wedding and a Funeral*
  • From Here to Eternity
  • Gandhi*
  • Gladiator*
  • Gone With The Wind*
  • Goodfellas*
  • Talk To Her
  • House of Sand and Fog*
  • In The Name of the Father
  • Jean De Florette
  • JFK*
  • Lawrence of Arabia*
  • Life is Beautiful*
  • Lost In Translation* (I was lost Really)
  • Midnight Cowboy
  • Midnight Express
  • Misery*
  • Mississppi Burning
  • Monty Python's - Life of Brian
  • My Fair Lady
  • Mystic River*
  • Waterfront
  • Once Were Warriors (Can you believe they made a sequel)
  • One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest*
  • Philadelphia*
  • Psycho* (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)
  • Pulp Fiction* (A masterpiece)
  • Raging Bull*
  • Rebel Without A Cause
  • Remains of the Day*
  • Salvador
  • Saturday Night Fever*
  • Saving Private Ryan*
  • Scent of a Woman*
  • Schindlers List*
  • Shine*
  • Sideways
  • Singin in the Rain*
  • Star Wars* (Luke I Am Your Father)
  • Taxi Driver*
  • The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert*
  • The Deer Hunter*
  • The Dirty Dozen*
  • The Falcom and the Snowman
  • The French Connection*
  • The Godfather* (Make him an offer he cant refuse)
  • The Graduate
  • The Great Escape
  • The Killing Fields
  • The Lord Of The Rings*
  • The Lion King*
  • The Magnificent Seven
  • The Matrix*
  • The Mission
  • The Odd Couple*
  • The Pianist*
  • The Rocky Horror Picture show*
  • Shawshank Redemption*
  • The Silence of The Lambs*
  • The Sound of Music*
  • The Sting
  • The Unbearable Lightness of Being
  • The Usual Suspects* (I am Kaysersoze)
  • The Untouchables*
  • West Side Story
  • When Harry Met Sally*
  • Y Tu Mama Tambien
  • Zorba The Greek
Now There are some glaring omissions from this list like : Se7en, 12 angry Men, Memento etc
You can check the top 250 movies of all time as voted by IMDB users.

Well Thats it All Folks ...................

Kuwabara, Kuwabara
The Lone Writer

Friday, June 23, 2006

The Fifth Horsemen

What I am about to tell you is so mad and mind blowing that.....it will Blow your mind and make you mad at the same time!

We all know about the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse riding their particular coloured horse each with a specific power but recent events have shown the existence of a FIFTH horsemen, yes you heard right a FIFTH horsemen. Through careful study of recent weather patterns, global politics, planetary alignment and E! Entertainment Television, I have uncovered the Fifth horsemen's identity and a possible global celebrity effort to prevent the impending doom.

The Fifth Horsemen's has already arrived and it is just a matter of time before we see its major affects in Hollywood. The Fifth Horseman is non other than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby SURI. Her powers are limitless and the effects were seen before her birth and will continue after, which explains a few odd occurrences in the entertainment world.

  • Paris Hilton becoming a reality TV superstar and now even has a music video.
  • Pearl Harbor (Ben Affleck)
  • Gigli (Jennifer "Huge Ass" Lopez
  • Pink clothes for guys
  • Donald Trump's Hair
  • President Bush

And that’s just for starters I dunno how much more we can take, even the rappers with there enchanted bling will not be safe.

Her parents Tom and Kate for some unconfirmed reason feel it necessary to subject us to their crazy antics and there child. When we tried reaching them for comments we were greeting by a series of high pitched clicks and whistles. Reasons for this might be that Tom is a stark raving lunatic, which was proven by his appearance on Oprah where he assaulted her couch, flung his arms in celebration constantly and almost broke Oprah's hands.

However the Hollywood community has seen the proverbial "writing on the wall" and has decided to fight fire with fire. The Screen Actors Guild have hatched a plan to stop SURI by coming up with there own super kid. They needed to find the too most beautiful and attractive actors and allow them to procreate. After many failed attempts (which resulted in the Osbourne's, Hilton Sisters and kevin federline when chimp DNA was used.), which they have apologized for, they have finally succeeded in BRANGELINA. They chose Brad and Angelina after the couple submitted a video of what they are capable of, this is most commonly known as Mr. and Mr.’s Smith. The Screen Actors Guild ordered Brad and Angelina to travel to the cradle of mankind, Africa, to give birth to "The Answer" to Hollywood’s woes.

The Struggle between Suri and the brangelina baby will be truly epic and the outcome will reverberate throughout the cinematic world....... well except at Samuel. L. Jackson's house because he is one B.M.F and Mexico because nothing really happens there. There are already plans in the pipeline to showcase this battle on E!, as all celebrities get a show on E!

I have fulfilled my duty of informing you about this threat, please spread the word. We need to raise awareness.

It is in the Nature of Man to Create Monsters.......It is the Nature of Monsters to Destroy their Creators

Kuwabara. Kuwabara
The Lone Writer

Saturday, June 17, 2006

The Solitary Post

Does This Work???/ because I spent all day thinking of a title for this blog so it better !

Well If you are reading this then it does work. You are either reading this because you know me, or you just stumbled upon this blog by accident. Your accident could be attributed to an act of of Divine intervention or could just be an accident and in that case you shouldn't waste your time and get a move on to the blog that you intended to view, however I ask you to stay awhile and just spare a thought.

For those who believe it was an act of fate I hope I can entertain you and open your mind to the randomness that is mine. Lets take a moment and look at the title of this post. The title of this post may be abit misleading because this will surely not be the "Solitary Post" on this blog, it was just a cool title I thought up, very arbitary. I mean if it was meant to be a solitary post than I would definately be someone that is really bored with life, and no sir im not that person.

Well its really late and My brain is shutting down for the night so ill leave you with the lyrics of the song im listening to Bob Dylan - Stuck in the middle with you "Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right!...... Stuck in the middle with you"........Yes you!

Kuwabara, Kuwabara
The Lone Writer