Chicken Run....

Today I had to satisfy this totally ravenous desire to have Hot Wings from Chicken licken. I couldn’t take it any more I just had to have them. I've been thinking about having some from last week Thursday and I haven’t gotten the opportunity and today i couldnt take it I just had to go get some. They are just so damn Good. So I decided:

This is when I get my chicken wings. This is wear they are devoured
A day to be Remembered for the wings will be mine.

So I Finished lectures and after gym (yes im still going to the gym woooohoo) I make my way to my car and im stopped by two annoying people asking me about notes for the entire year and im like WTF! so I tell them

Normally, both your asses would be ignored, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period trying to get some fried chicken wings so I don't wanna be rude, I wanna help you. But I can't give you my notes, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over these notes to hand it over to your dumb ass.

So I’m about to go and this one dumb ass has the nerve to ask me whats my name! He wants my notes but doesn’t know my name so I say

My name is Mohamed, commander of the left wing of the law library, General of the postgraduates, loyal servant to the best chicken wing maker, chicken Licken. . And I will have my Chicken Wings, in this life or the next.

In utter disbelief they slowly walk away but the one mumbles.

If you go, where shall I get the notes? What shall I do?

To that I reply

Frankly, Dumbass, I don't give a damn or a chicken wing.

So get to my car and drive to chicken licken thinking

I'm gonna make them an offer they can't refuse.

I get there all excited and this fairly depressed looking waitress ask me for my order but she made me feel like she was doing me a favour so I say

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK I'll have 12 chicken wings please :)

I waited patiently, the seconds left like minutes, the minutes felt like hours, and the hours felt like days so you get the picture, this was also in fordsburg square so my ears were being bombarded by the likes of asha bhosle and the numerous other playback singers.

10minutes later parched, hallucinating and a possible bad case of rickets due to the time that had to pass the lady called my order number. I leapt to my feet

SHOW ME MY CHICKEN WINGS

I calmed down. The lady gave me my order I check the contents then held it tight,

Its mine... My own.....My chicken Wings

I smiled at the waitress in acknowledgement of her efforts in furthering the good name of chicken wings and said

Here's looking at you, kid.

I got a quizzical look but she knew what I meant.

Now my story is at an end. When will I have chicken Wings again I don’t know. What did it mean to me? Complete and utter taste bud satisfaction. So I will have them again its fate its destiny. There magic cannot be denied.

This afternoon I dined at Chicken Licken
The Lone Writer

P.S can you identify the movie quotes?

oh I drew this during class today doesnt it look like Jay kay from Jamiroquai