Top 10 Wrestlers Of All Time!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the KMAN and MJ have collaborated on a List of such INTENSITY and MAGNITUDE that it may shake the very foundation. This has not been witnessed before. So I present the Top 10 Wrestlers of all Time. This post is definately not for everyone and especially those who mock wrestling and dont see it for what it is, Entertainment. And if MJ and Myself Need to Get Laid so be It :)

10

Andre the Giant: Who can forget the size of this man. He suffered from a condition called agromegaly or gigantism and boy was he a Giant. A true Legend.

9


Mankind, Mick Foley, Cactus Jack, Dude Love whoever this psycho was he is a hardcore legend. I hated him when he first came on the seen but he literally put his body on the line for this "sport". No ear and constantly pulling out his hair, who can forget undertaker throwing him off the stell cage to the sound of JR "OH MY GOD"

8.

Kurt Angle WOOOOOOOOOOO. This former olympic gold medalist was one of the best in ring tactcians ever. He Commanded the ring and had the intensity,integrity and intelligence to match.

7.

The Undertaker, The Deadman. Not matter if you a wrestling fan or you stopped watching a long time ago you remember the Deadman. A legend before he retires he is still on top of his Game. Remeber the area going black and then the Bell tolls. Rest in Peace.

6.

WHATCH GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD OVER YOU!!!!. yaah its ok to admit that you were a Hulkamanic once. He was the first wrestler to dabble in Hollywood with with fairly limited success (I mean his movies were horrible). Those pythons and his famous Leg Drop and his legendary slamming of the collosus Andre the Giant. He is a Hall of Famer.

5.
The Heartbreak Kid Shaun Micheals. He put away the debate whether a small guy could make it as a wrestler. What he didnt make up in muscle he made up in sheer determination and intesitinal fortitude. He introduced us to skinning the cat and he tuned up the band and is the master of the sweet Chin Music. He deserves the title of THE SHOW STOPPER!.

4.

CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLALALALALALA WHAT THE ROCK !!! IS COOKING. The most electricfying superstar of our time. The people champion wowed us with his skill and ability in the ring and dazzled us with his showmanship out of it. No body can talk smack like the Rock because he will lay the smackdown on your candy ass. Slipped to number 4 because of his Hollywood status.

3.
Its time to play the GAME!. When any competitor got into the ring with Triple H they knew they were in a fight. Triple H was usually the bad guy, but he made it fun. He had the ability and "the pedigree" to beat anybody (with some underhand tactics) but non the less he is the KING of them all and has won everything that the wrestling world has to offer. GAME OVER!

2."The Excellence of Execution" (originally dubbed as such by Gorilla Monsoon) and perhaps the most resounding, "The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". Sheer poetry in motion when he was in the ring. He used brains over power and was THAT DAMN GOOD. Need I say more.

1.
(BREAKING GLASS) Stone Cold Steve Austin was one of the toughest SOB's to ever grace a wrestling ring. Did what he wanted when he wanted to and raised hell. Stomping mudholes in opponents and just disrespecting them you messed with the rattlesnake at your own peril. His feud with the Vince was legendary and he never was put on the back foot. Using the Stunner like it was the norm Austin 3:16 is a legend.

And thats it So the Question I ask you is

Watcha gonna do when Kman and MJ Run Over you, Brotha!
The Lone Writer

Reality PowerSlam

Like most things these days when something is a big hit with the masses it can hardly be stopped, and reality TV was no exception, I mean there is a TV channel called Realty TV. It slithered it's way into our homes like a quirky relative that is amusing at first but after a while you just wanna stab him/her in the neck with a pencil, and hope and pray that they dont come to visit unless they have a substantialy large estate and you in line for some of the inheritance. Yes I know that sounds harsh but work with me here.

Coming back to the topic at hand which is reality TV and not ways of trying to bump off a rich relative, everyone has at some stage or the other seen a reality show, even under duress, whether it be Big Brother, Survivor or Donald Trumps Hair a.k.a The Apprentice. All our lifes have been touched by this so called "reality" (which at times seems very scripted), but Reality TV has taken it to far now with HULK HOGAN yes HULK HOGAN of WWE fame having his very own reality show called, "Hogan Knows Best".

Now could someone please tell me what the hell would be interesting about watching the daily antics of a famous wrestler, unless every five minutes Hogan rips of his t-shirt, flexes his muscles and proceeds to wack his wife, children and the postman over the head with a steel chair, now thats entertainment. The ridiculous reality reel doesnt end there, there are a string of shows which have no point, The Osbournes being a fine example where the networks only draw card is when ozzy swears just about everything on the show including a sandwich in a very inaudible british accent. There is even a reality show called "Wife Swap" where husbands swop their wives, yes they swop their wives for God sake (though looking at some of their wives I don't blame them).

Most of these shows have no entertainment value except perhaps if you want to have a good laugh at the expense of these reality showparticipants, which could just aswell be replaced by a ring tailed lemur or your garden variety fern. I wonder what the next big thing in television will be but for the moment the Reality TV wave is riding high and I for one is definately tired of this ride.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)

Kuwabara, Kuwabara
The Lone Writer