Chicken Run....

Today I had to satisfy this totally ravenous desire to have Hot Wings from Chicken licken. I couldn’t take it any more I just had to have them. I've been thinking about having some from last week Thursday and I haven’t gotten the opportunity and today i couldnt take it I just had to go get some. They are just so damn Good. So I decided:

This is when I get my chicken wings. This is wear they are devoured
A day to be Remembered for the wings will be mine.

So I Finished lectures and after gym (yes im still going to the gym woooohoo) I make my way to my car and im stopped by two annoying people asking me about notes for the entire year and im like WTF! so I tell them

Normally, both your asses would be ignored, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period trying to get some fried chicken wings so I don't wanna be rude, I wanna help you. But I can't give you my notes, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over these notes to hand it over to your dumb ass.

So I’m about to go and this one dumb ass has the nerve to ask me whats my name! He wants my notes but doesn’t know my name so I say

My name is Mohamed, commander of the left wing of the law library, General of the postgraduates, loyal servant to the best chicken wing maker, chicken Licken. . And I will have my Chicken Wings, in this life or the next.

In utter disbelief they slowly walk away but the one mumbles.

If you go, where shall I get the notes? What shall I do?

To that I reply

Frankly, Dumbass, I don't give a damn or a chicken wing.

So get to my car and drive to chicken licken thinking

I'm gonna make them an offer they can't refuse.

I get there all excited and this fairly depressed looking waitress ask me for my order but she made me feel like she was doing me a favour so I say

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK I'll have 12 chicken wings please :)

I waited patiently, the seconds left like minutes, the minutes felt like hours, and the hours felt like days so you get the picture, this was also in fordsburg square so my ears were being bombarded by the likes of asha bhosle and the numerous other playback singers.

10minutes later parched, hallucinating and a possible bad case of rickets due to the time that had to pass the lady called my order number. I leapt to my feet

SHOW ME MY CHICKEN WINGS

I calmed down. The lady gave me my order I check the contents then held it tight,

Its mine... My own.....My chicken Wings

I smiled at the waitress in acknowledgement of her efforts in furthering the good name of chicken wings and said

Here's looking at you, kid.

I got a quizzical look but she knew what I meant.

Now my story is at an end. When will I have chicken Wings again I don’t know. What did it mean to me? Complete and utter taste bud satisfaction. So I will have them again its fate its destiny. There magic cannot be denied.

This afternoon I dined at Chicken Licken
The Lone Writer

P.S can you identify the movie quotes?

oh I drew this during class today doesnt it look like Jay kay from Jamiroquai

My Big Fat Greek Birthday.

As you all know or maybe you dont but I turned 23 on Saturday and it was great. So this is the mandatory post birthday blog where I tell you what I did and what not.... oh Capital! I can see the excitment on your faces now accompanied by a small trickle of drool down the left side of your mouth as the first snore resonates of the walls of your current domicile. So lets get this show on the road.

I've never placed great significance on a birthday, I mean its merely another day closer to the end. So I hardly make a fuss about my birthday but its nice to know that people do care enough to let you know that they are thinking of you even if its just for that day or due to a forgotten reminder on their phones, and for me the thought behind it is what counts, not the gifts. Needless to say I did get chocolates and Im awaiting another gift from someone who shall not be mentioned :) but is like the sweetest ever :)

So I got a phone call before midnight (super sweet thanks A.L for being the first well wisher) and the messages by people trying to be the first to wish me happy birthday which always makes one feel extremely special. I even got well wishes on my chat box... how awesome is that.... :) Thanks guys. I dont have like hordes of friends but the friends I have are my friends for life and I would not swop them for all the gold in fort knox. So I needed a laugh so went to see MR BEAN lol.... Yes i know same old same old but its like nostalgic funny so I enjoyed that. Then one of the two highlights of my night was the Jhb Blog meeting, even though not everyone was present and apparently me bringing non bloggers along was abit of an issue (dont ask me I have no idea way) it was awesome. I could only stay for about and hour due to a previous engagement but I got to meet Fatima (The Sweet), Ruby (RUBY RUBY RUBY!) and BiBi-aisha (the RED) for the first time which was amazing so thanks alot ladies it was a pleasure. Whilst I was there I also got a speak to the one the only my greatest fan boy MJ!!!! Thanks man was really cool and you better come to Jhb.

So then the greek part of my evening started. I was wisked away to sandton to have supper at pappas (a greek resturant) with my friends and Bibi Aisha who decided to crash my party :p (you more than welcome to crash the next one). The food was ok, usually its brilliant but as usual the entertainment was awesome. They have a belly dancer (and this time she had these torches of fire) and this like traditional greek dancing and they encourage patron participation so it has a great atmosphere. I skipped dancing with the belly dancer (I had enough of that in egypt) so very uncharacteristically since it was my birthday I joined in the greek dancing! No skill was involved it was basically moving around in a circle arms on shoulders and doing a version of the can-can but it was so much fun, still cant believe I did It but I guess you surprise yourself everyday.

And that was it! pretty normal but I spent it with new friends from the blogosphere and old friends and that was the main thing and I wouldnt change it for anything. So thanks To the bloggers who i met and who wished me well on my blog (If im in Durbs I will definately check you guys out... I promise I dont bite anymore) and to my friends, you made my night a Special one.

Now im going to cry ..................BOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO hehehehehehehe NOT!!!

WHUUUPA!
The Lone Writer

Movie Trouble...Whilst Being a Famous Leader.

Ah well now that was a hectic week and I’m glad it’s over. I have been meaning to post but The Turquand Rule aka Dew’s Rule (because she likes how it sounds :) kept me very busy. But I am free now, well at least till Monday……sigh im such a geek, friends call me a workaholic I cant really argue there so ill just keep quiet. But i am a bloggaholic so yaah hehe.


I watched 300 a week or so ago and it was great! Besides making me feel like im a tub of lard because those Spartans were truly built like Greek gods it was a really good movie well shot, very artistic and the battle scenes were poetry in motion, I really want to be a Spartan or rather KRATOS (MJ will agree with me). Ladies this is truly eye candy for you and something for the guys to aspire to (Check out the 300 workout). I watched it twice as with most good movies (I watched The Final Lord of the Rings 3 times in 48 hours…it was insane I came out feeling like a warrior of middle earth). and it was great. It falls in the realm of historical fantasy because the Battle of Themophylae did happen and the 300 spartans did stand against the mighty persians. And this battle happened around 430 B.C so the persians were not muslims and this movie is not anti islam.

The first time I watched it my friends and I ran into problems, not of our own doing but still it really dampened an otherwise fun night. Sterkinekor firstly sold us tickets online that included disabled seats which you may know consists of NO SEATS. So there were 5 of us and we only had 2 seats. We went to the inept management that didn’t help us. So went back to the cinema to try our luck and sit the seats next to ours in the hope that no one would pitch, however they did so I got up apologized and then contemplated where to sit. Now im sure this has happened to you before where you have been sitting in someone’s seats or vice versa and the usual thing is to apologies and move, no stress no hassle no fuss. There was nothing usual about this night and as I was walking away I was tapped on the shoulder by this guy and he proceeded to swear me and completely blow the situation out of proportion saying that how dare I sit in his seat and a whole lot of childish banter which I will not repeat and was getting in my face. Now he was out of line but still I apologized again but this crazy dude carried on causing a scene, he was with his girlfriend so I think he was trying to impress her...I dunno how though....Do you girls get impressed my idiots trying to act all macho and being idiotic?

So I really wasn’t in the mood so I walked out of the cinema with my friends went to management and they gave us tickets for the 10 show. So abit of drama but its an experience and I finally know that Neanderthals do exist, what a looser. A horrible movie experience I will not forget.

Oh while im at it I would like to Thank BB-Aisha for the tag... Heres the result...

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

TONIGHT I DINED AT KFC......
The Lone Writer

Tagalicious!

Thanks to the One the only Ruby and the queen of the chat box, our chatbox celeb DEW! :)

1. Where is your cell phone? - In my car
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? – very very single
3. Hair? – Black wavy hair
4. Your mother? – My eternal inspiration
5. Your father? – A worry wort
6. Your favorite item(s)? – Computer, Cell Phone, DSTV
7. Your dream last night? –Vivid, and Scary
8. Your favorite drink? – Stoney Ginger Beer
9. Your dream guy/girl? – May not exist
10. The room you are in? –My study/pc room
11. Your fear? – Failing Loved ones
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? – A Good Husband
13. Who did you hang out with last night? -My crazy Brother
14. What are you not? – A glamour boy
15. Are you in love? - Love Escapes me
16. One of your wish list items? – A PS3
17. What time is it? – 11:28pm
18. The last thing you did? – Spoke to a Friend
19. What are you wearing? – Jeans, T-shirt, Faranheit
20. Your favorite book? – The Time Machine
21. The last thing you ate? - Steak and potatoes
22. Your life? – Is picking up
23. Your mood? – Is Mildly Happy
24. Your friends? – Are my Salvation
25. What are you thinking about right now? - My Life's Journey
26. What are you doing at this moment? - Editing this Post
27. Your summer? – Causes bad sunburn
28. Your relationship status? - Single, 23, Jhb (lol asl)
29. What is on your TV screen? – Darkwater (movie)
30. When is the last time you laughed? –An hour ago

I Tag The unTagged and the tagless and the future tagged :)

*Edited by the Kman's Department of Blogger Affairs*

I want some Mashmellows
The Lone Writer